Hopefully every 13 year old girl (they/them/she/he/ BLM✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿/free Palestine 🇵🇸/demigod/gender gas/ALL MEN NEED TO DIE (except spang tom (I want to suck his nippleals))/suseele for life (cis people can rot in hell)/they/them kris believer and kris she/he hater (krusie is Lesbion erasure)/Catherine) will stop posting 600 reader/spam tong every day on Ao3
it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean
i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”
i are what i eat
you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.
fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay
its always “what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future” and never “wow that character you’re obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else”
republicans will be like “good news, everyone! we have passed legislation that will make it legal for us to shoot you in the chest” and dems will respond with “we have listened to the SCIENTISTS and the SCIENCE says that being shot in the chest is bad! and that is why we are proposing a BOLD counter-legislation that would provide FREE bulletproof vests to individuals making less than $30,000 per year!” and leftists are like “um yeah I guess if those are our only options I’ll pick the dems but why is it legal for you to shoot us in the chest? maybe they shouldn’t be able to do that in the first place? where’s that option?” and dems will be like “shut up and vote blue no matter who you stupid fucking hippie” and then you find out that the private company that makes the bullets and the vests funds both parties
